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| This Cut Is Too Evil To Name | Dana Gould | 1:41 | |
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| Origin Story | Jackie Kashian | 3:28 | |
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| Married and Sex | Bert Kreischer | 3:01 | |
| Necrophilia, Pedophilia, And Bestiality | Myq Kaplan | 2:34 | |
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| Baby Daddy | Josh Sneed | 4:18 | |
| Detroit Rock City | Kyle Kinane | 5:24 | |
| Languages | Christian Finnegan | 2:25 | |
| Date with a Pescatarian | Louis Katz | 1:57 | |
| Only Whores Wear Purple | Rachel Feinstein | 4:39 | |
| Sex in a Windowless Room | Dan Soder | 1:25 | |
| My Wife Is Smarter Than Me | Drew Barth | 3:27 | |
| Jesus and Grandmothers Again | Myq Kaplan | 3:26 | |
| Money and Pussy | Patton Oswalt | 2:41 | |
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| Running Late & Starbucks | Andy Hendrickson | 2:20 | |
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