| Transpo-Tainment | Christian Finnegan | 1:06 | ||
| Vegas | Robert Kelly | 1:26 | ||
| Sam Unapologetically Panders to the New York Crowd | Sam Morril | 2:30 | ||
| Dateline | Morgan Murphy | 2:47 | ||
| Performing for the President | David Spade | 4:36 | ||
| PBS | Kathleen Madigan | 2:13 | ||
| Hairy Penines | Chad Daniels | 4:05 | ||
| Sports | Dennis Miller | 1:47 | ||
| Diabetes, Sickle Cell, Ninja Attack | Big Jay Oakerson | 1:59 | ||
| Long Islanders | Jim Breuer | 3:08 | ||
| My Friend's Dick Pix | Dan Levy | 2:43 | ||
| This Track Is Not Called Fuck Tha Police | Kyle Kinane | 5:47 | ||
| Blue Tarp Guy | Al Madrigal | 1:00 | ||
| Safe Sex | Louis Katz | 1:31 | ||
| Phone Racist | Chad Daniels | 3:06 | ||
| Flags and Lies | Myq Kaplan | 1:04 | ||
| I'm Talkin' to You, Son | Bob Saget | 3:16 | ||
| Condom in a Swimming Pool | Robert Schimmel | 4:00 | ||
| The Elderly | Christian Finnegan | 2:46 | ||
| Non-Smoking Rooms | Doug Benson | 3:34 | ||
| Drinking and Driving | David Spade | 5:43 | ||
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| Olive Garden | Dennis Miller | 1:23 | ||
| Dating… Sort Of | Greg Warren | 4:17 | ||
| 8: 15 / Surgeon | Ryan Stout | 3:33 | ||
| Drugs | Morgan Murphy | 2:36 | ||
| Living by the Airport | Jim Breuer | 2:36 | ||
| Pot—The Gateway Drug | Kathleen Madigan | 1:44 | ||
| Lie All the Time | Tom Papa | 2:27 | ||
| Live | Rory Scovel | 5:59 | ||
| Porn and Monsters | Myq Kaplan | 2:42 | ||
| Calvin Klein, Buddha | Orny Adams | 1:12 | ||
| No M&Ms. | Nate Bargatze | 1:12 | ||
| Masturbation/Internet Pornography | Louis Katz | 1:33 | ||
| Bras & Breasts | Mitch Fatel | 1:58 | ||
| Inglewood | Morgan Murphy | 2:19 | ||
| Hello…who…hold On | Greg Warren | 3:49 | ||
| Morning Zoo | Marc Maron | 4:31 | ||
| Nana Time | Dan Soder | 1:33 | ||
| Valet in the Valley | Brian Posehn | 2:12 | ||
| Ben vs. Owl | Ben Bailey | 7:07 | ||
| Sexting | Morgan Murphy | 2:56 | ||
| I'm Not an Atheist | Marc Maron | 6:03 | ||
| Retirement Homes | Steve Byrne | 1:33 | ||
| Immigrants | Nick Di Paolo | 2:53 | ||
| The Corral | Greg Warren | 2:37 | ||
| Relax/Sit | Rory Scovel | 9:20 | ||
| That Dresser Could Have Killed Me | Tommy Ryman | 1:40 | ||
| And Yes I Should Write More. It's Hard. (Bonus Track) | Nate Bargatze | 3:46 | ||
| Greg vs. Restaurants II | Greg Warren | 6:17 | ||
