| Occupy Elsewhere | Doug Stanhope | 6:30 | ||
| Tiger Woods | Norm MacDonald | 5:40 | ||
| Sympathy Card | Mike Birbiglia | 1:04 | ||
| Navajo Graveyard | Rachel Feinstein | 1:50 | ||
| Living by the Airport | Jim Breuer | 2:36 | ||
| Everybody's Scared | Tom Papa | 1:51 | ||
| Kurt Metzger Breaks His Mother's Heart | Kurt Metzger | 2:08 | ||
| Farewell, Mother | Doug Stanhope | 10:17 | ||
| Why Would You Tell Me That? | Hannibal Buress | 2:28 | ||
| Turtleman | Al Madrigal | 2:17 | ||
| Artificial Insemination | Tig Notaro | 0:59 | ||
| The Real World | Tom Papa | 1:08 | ||
| Sam Unapologetically Panders to the New York Crowd | Sam Morril | 2:30 | ||
| Shooting the Shit / Too Soon? | David Cross | 3:55 | ||
| Only Whores Wear Purple | Rachel Feinstein | 4:39 | ||
| It's Okay | Tom Segura | 2:09 | ||
| Live for Your Sins | Doug Stanhope | 3:25 | ||
| Easier Below the Belt | Bob Saget | 2:17 | ||
| Hippie Roommate | Louis Katz | 4:15 | ||
| Tanning Salon | Harland Williams | 2:09 | ||
| Art Guy | Jackie Kashian | 2:56 | ||
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| Golden Corral | Al Madrigal | 3:36 | ||
| Strip Club | David Spade | 6:36 | ||
| Lady and the Champ | Doug Stanhope | 7:59 | ||
| Small Talk | David Cross | 3:32 | ||
| Rape Pillow | Chad Daniels | 1:42 | ||
| Dad Whistle | Steve Rannazzisi | 4:17 | ||
| Fairytales = Lazy Bitches | Steve Byrne | 7:02 | ||
| Witching Hour of Drinking | Iliza Shlesinger | 4:42 | ||
| Defender | Kyle Kinane | 2:35 | ||
| Cholo Soccer Dad | Al Madrigal | 7:37 | ||
| Sex in a Windowless Room | Dan Soder | 1:25 | ||
| Poops and Popes | Myq Kaplan | 2:44 | ||
| Big Bookstores | Todd Barry | 1:42 | ||
| Stepping on Legos | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:43 | ||
| Bargaining With God | Robert Schimmel | 2:04 | ||
| Having a Kid Is a Crazy Gamble | Aziz Ansari | 1:49 | ||
| No Moleste | Tig Notaro | 2:49 | ||
| Sex | Norm MacDonald | 9:08 | ||
| Mentally Ill vs Mentally Challenged | Doug Stanhope | 3:32 | ||
| Easy Cooking | Maria Bamford | 1:07 | ||
| I Yell at It | Tom Segura | 1:53 | ||
| Honking in Traffic | Chris Porter | 1:46 | ||
| Sodium Erythortbate | Kyle Kinane | 2:51 | ||
| Vasectomy | Chad Daniels | 1:44 | ||
| Alcoholic Clowns and Katie Couric, Screech's Huge C**k, And Granny Porn | Bobcat Goldthwait | 6:05 | ||
| Cyan | Kumail Nanjiani | 2:05 | ||
| The Elderly | Christian Finnegan | 2:46 | ||
| Introduction | Robert Schimmel | 1:15 | ||
