| Open/Intro | Dan Soder | 0:57 | ||
| I'm off Bottled Water | Gary Gulman | 2:27 | ||
| Lie All the Time | Tom Papa | 2:27 | ||
| Easier Below the Belt | Bob Saget | 2:17 | ||
| Hurricane Sandy | Wyatt Cenac | 1:40 | ||
| Why Would You Tell Me That? | Hannibal Buress | 2:28 | ||
| Origin Story | Jackie Kashian | 3:28 | ||
| Pitcher Picture | Chad Daniels | 1:22 | ||
| I Love Babies | Mitch Fatel | 2:46 | ||
| You're Hungry Now. | Nate Bargatze | 2:31 | ||
| Jcc Basketball Star | Gary Gulman | 3:34 | ||
| Day Laborer | Al Madrigal | 7:20 | ||
| Inventions | National Lampoon, Gary Gulman | 2:41 | ||
| War Paint | Iliza Shlesinger | 4:12 | ||
| Kids Party/Cursive Handwriting | Louis Katz | 1:16 | ||
| Old Dad | Gary Gulman | 2:29 | ||
| Twelve Apostrophes | Chad Daniels | 2:00 | ||
| Women and Dogs I Used to Know | Bob Saget | 2:46 | ||
| My Latest (Bonus Track) | Tom Segura | 2:51 | ||
| Dirty Pics | David Spade | 4:08 | ||
| In Defense of Vanilla Ice | Gary Gulman | 3:10 | ||
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| Scratching Privates | Chad Daniels | 2:27 | ||
| The SAT Test | Andrew Norelli | 4:20 | ||
| Tattoos, Jews, And Lasers | Myq Kaplan | 5:07 | ||
| Let My Lawyer Do the Talking | Anthony Jeselnik | 4:19 | ||
| A Whimsical Story About Throwing a Baby | Tommy Johnagin | 2:44 | ||
| Discman | Gary Gulman | 5:27 | ||
| Having a Kid Is a Crazy Gamble | Aziz Ansari | 1:49 | ||
| What Sex Is That Thing? | Jim Norton | 1:28 | ||
| Shout It out Loud | Kyle Kinane | 4:27 | ||
| Meeting J-Bone | Bob Saget | 2:23 | ||
| The Hudson River Challenge | Ben Bailey | 6:43 | ||
| I Am an Awful Dad | Patton Oswalt | 5:03 | ||
| Black Dudes Are Blown Away by Magic Tricks | Aziz Ansari | 2:41 | ||
| Candle Snuffer, The Pill | Gary Gulman | 7:52 | ||
| Rape | Anthony Jeselnik | 2:33 | ||
| Vasectomy | Chad Daniels | 1:44 | ||
| Ireland (The Leprechaun) - Live | Moshe Kasher | 6:46 | ||
| I No Do the Drogas | Al Madrigal | 9:05 | ||
| Computer Dating / Couples Fight | Greg Giraldo | 3:20 | ||
| Ode to Netflix Part 1 | Gary Gulman | 2:58 | ||
| Pill Poppers | David Spade | 2:15 | ||
| Navajo Graveyard | Rachel Feinstein | 1:50 | ||
| Facebook Karen Doctors | Tommy Campbell | 1:14 | ||
| Baby Failure | David Cross | 2:33 | ||
| Pick up Line | Morgan Murphy | 2:00 | ||
| Giant Roulette Wheel of Death | Tom Papa | 2:44 | ||
| Rollercoaster Hell | Robert Schimmel | 4:01 | ||
| Hairy Penines | Chad Daniels | 4:05 | ||
