| Denny's | Mitch Fatel | 1:15 | ||
| We Flew on a Plane to Get There. | Nate Bargatze | 1:13 | ||
| Walrus | Gary Gulman | 2:14 | ||
| Candy Bars | Mitch Hedberg | 2:04 | ||
| Cracka | Mike Birbiglia | 1:51 | ||
| National Pride | Doug Stanhope | 1:57 | ||
| Condom in a Swimming Pool | Robert Schimmel | 4:00 | ||
| Double Entendre | Tommy Johnagin | 2:20 | ||
| Detroit Rock City | Kyle Kinane | 5:24 | ||
| Mile High Club | Ron White | 1:07 | ||
| Sames and Opposites | Demetri Martin | 8:04 | ||
| Midget Friend | Dave Attell | 1:49 | ||
| Our Leader | Lewis Black | 7:33 | ||
| The Late Robin Williams | Doug Stanhope | 1:35 | ||
| Billboards and Bumper Stickers | Michael Ian Black | 5:49 | ||
| Craigslist | Aziz Ansari | 2:11 | ||
| Flavors | Demetri Martin | 3:07 | ||
| Hunchback / Pocahontas / Friday 13th | Pablo Francisco | 3:24 | ||
| A Gas Problem | John Pinette | 2:24 | ||
| I Love Babies | Mitch Fatel | 2:46 | ||
| Laughing Alone | Pete Holmes | 3:25 | ||
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| Romance | Anthony Jeselnik | 2:49 | ||
| You Didn't Cancel | Tom Papa | 3:13 | ||
| The Backflip | David Spade | 3:37 | ||
| Tourettes Guy | Bob Saget | 1:12 | ||
| Tear It Down (feat. Steven Wright) | Minister Derell Eddings, Steven Wright | 3:38 | ||
| Day Care | Jim Jefferies | 3:39 | ||
| Computer Dating / Couples Fight | Greg Giraldo | 3:20 | ||
| Drugs | Dave Attell | 2:24 | ||
| Jersey Shore Like Animal Planet | Natasha Leggero | 2:15 | ||
| Sign Says | Todd Glass | 4:28 | ||
| Lady and the Champ | Doug Stanhope | 7:59 | ||
| Keep Your Clothes On! | Lisa Lampanelli | 2:06 | ||
| Travel | Dave Attell | 1:55 | ||
| Masturbation/Internet Pornography | Louis Katz | 1:33 | ||
| Zipper | Tommy Johnagin | 4:27 | ||
| Restaurants | Mitch Hedberg | 2:22 | ||
| Marriage Advice | Michael Ian Black | 3:29 | ||
| 10 Year Bender | Christopher Titus | 7:14 | ||
| It's Easier to Bring up a Son | Jim Jefferies | 1:42 | ||
| My Dad and Sylvester Stallone | Jim Breuer | 2:00 | ||
| Faux Fur, Diamonds & Jizz | Natasha Leggero | 2:36 | ||
| The Unfuckables | Dave Attell | 2:07 | ||
| Press Conference | Chad Daniels | 2:40 | ||
| What Do You Mean You Don't Remember? | Nate Bargatze | 3:47 | ||
| Drinking | Nick Swardson | 2:05 | ||
| Shooting the Shit / Too Soon? | David Cross | 3:55 | ||
| Drinking | Amy Schumer | 4:00 | ||
| Ants | Steven Wright | 4:42 | ||
