| Small Talk | David Cross | 3:32 | ||
| Intro | Rachel Feinstein | 0:53 | ||
| Environmental Science | Chad Daniels | 2:44 | ||
| Money and Pussy | Patton Oswalt | 2:41 | ||
| Stupid Questions | Chris Porter | 3:26 | ||
| Downhill Is the Fun Part | Christian Finnegan | 2:53 | ||
| You Got Ruppied | Jo Koy | 2:11 | ||
| Architectural Jokes | Todd Glass | 4:46 | ||
| Newark | Artie Lange | 2:44 | ||
| The War on Dating | Steve Hofstetter | 3:55 | ||
| They're Complicated | Alonzo Bodden | 2:29 | ||
| Deli Offcuts | Tommy Campbell | 2:08 | ||
| Severed Heads over Hollywood | Dana Gould | 2:23 | ||
| Pricelining Baghdad | Chris Porter | 4:18 | ||
| My Time on the Radio | Artie Lange | 5:57 | ||
| Diarrhea Can Save Your Life | Bob Saget | 1:18 | ||
| The Earth | Steve Byrne | 2:06 | ||
| Batman, Bat-Men, And Google | Myq Kaplan | 2:03 | ||
| Turtleman | Al Madrigal | 2:17 | ||
| Dennis Miller | 1:10 | |||
| The Elderly | Christian Finnegan | 2:46 | ||
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| Heroin | Chris Porter | 1:35 | ||
| The Leisure Class | Todd Glass | 3:59 | ||
| New Swears | Glenn Wool | 4:27 | ||
| Kids Party/Cursive Handwriting | Louis Katz | 1:16 | ||
| Gold Chains | Tommy Campbell | 2:01 | ||
| Sam Fights Racism with Good Food | Sam Morril | 3:04 | ||
| Naked Just Sox | Robert Kelly | 2:49 | ||
| Introduction | Robert Schimmel | 1:15 | ||
| Handjobs | Chris Porter | 3:16 | ||
| Faux Fur, Diamonds & Jizz | Natasha Leggero | 2:36 | ||
| Sorry Jim | Tommy Campbell | 1:18 | ||
| Ice Hassles | Doug Benson | 9:09 | ||
| Harry Caray | Artie Lange | 1:22 | ||
| In a Good Mood | Harland Williams | 3:47 | ||
| The Shitter or the Quitter | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:30 | ||
| Immigrants | Nick Di Paolo | 2:53 | ||
| Sex for a Cheeseburger | Morgan Murphy | 3:16 | ||
| More Rape | Natasha Leggero | 2:13 | ||
| Israel, Bus Stop, And a 2-Ply | Dov Davidoff | 2:17 | ||
| Condom in a Swimming Pool | Robert Schimmel | 4:00 | ||
| Kurt Talks to Young People About Safe Assplay. | Kurt Metzger | 2:15 | ||
| You Got A.I.D.S. Yo | Greg Giraldo | 6:15 | ||
| This Track Is Not Called Fuck Tha Police | Kyle Kinane | 5:47 | ||
| Carnival Head | Doug Stanhope | 2:45 | ||
| Signs | Todd Glass | 3:13 | ||
| Belt | Mitch Hedberg | 3:30 | ||
| Women / Old Drinking | Greg Giraldo | 6:45 | ||
| Genetically Speaking | Dana Gould | 1:37 | ||
