| Computer Dating / Couples Fight | Greg Giraldo | 3:20 | ||
| Healthy Substitutions | Maria Bamford | 1:10 | ||
| Origin Story | Jackie Kashian | 3:28 | ||
| Doctor, Wi | Shane Mauss | 3:39 | ||
| Masturbation/Internet Pornography | Louis Katz | 1:33 | ||
| Married and Sex | Bert Kreischer | 3:01 | ||
| Walking with Dinosaurs | Aziz Ansari | 1:21 | ||
| Natural Selection | Chad Daniels | 3:28 | ||
| Lie All the Time | Tom Papa | 2:27 | ||
| A Whimsical Story About Throwing a Baby | Tommy Johnagin | 2:44 | ||
| Shut the Fuck Up | Anthony Jeselnik | 6:48 | ||
| I've Got to Go Name My Chapters. | Nate Bargatze | 2:40 | ||
| The News Is Planning to Kill You | Kyle Cease | 2:31 | ||
| Balding/Getting Older/Large Women | Louis Katz | 2:43 | ||
| I Love Fairies | Mitch Fatel | 3:46 | ||
| Initiation | Ryan Stout | 1:58 | ||
| Fairytales and Porn | Rachel Feinstein | 1:36 | ||
| My Thing | Tom Segura | 1:41 | ||
| Dateline | Morgan Murphy | 2:47 | ||
| Crackheads | Natasha Leggero | 2:13 | ||
| Having a Kid Is a Crazy Gamble | Aziz Ansari | 1:49 | ||
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| Weirdest Spanking | Dan Cummins | 3:39 | ||
| Grandpa Gen X | Chris Hardwick | 4:33 | ||
| Billboards and Bumper Stickers | Michael Ian Black | 5:49 | ||
| Breastfeeding | Al Madrigal | 1:47 | ||
| Sam Quit Watching Porn…he Cut Back | Sam Morril | 5:51 | ||
| Virtuoso | Kyle Kinane | 2:38 | ||
| Baby Failure | David Cross | 2:33 | ||
| Six Flags, Blind | Shane Mauss | 3:54 | ||
| Fairytales = Lazy Bitches | Steve Byrne | 7:02 | ||
| Deli Offcuts | Tommy Campbell | 2:08 | ||
| 1st World Poverty | Doug Stanhope | 2:40 | ||
| Magic and Hope | Matt Kirshen | 5:23 | ||
| Religion | Darryl Lenox | 1:50 | ||
| Girl, You Ain't Got No Arms | Natasha Leggero | 5:36 | ||
| Watermelon Festival | Todd Glass | 3:01 | ||
| And Yes I Should Write More. It's Hard. (Bonus Track) | Nate Bargatze | 3:46 | ||
| "From Love, To the Day After Pill, To Babies" | Bob Saget | 1:04 | ||
| Strip Club | David Spade | 6:36 | ||
| A Swastika, A Barista, And the Magic of Photography | Myq Kaplan | 3:51 | ||
| The Parking Ticket | Patton Oswalt | 3:40 | ||
| Vasectomy | Chad Daniels | 1:44 | ||
| Inglewood | Morgan Murphy | 2:19 | ||
| Milkman | Gary Gulman | 2:26 | ||
| Cheese | Kumail Nanjiani | 2:18 | ||
| 80's Porn | Tom Segura | 2:59 | ||
| Poops and Popes | Myq Kaplan | 2:44 | ||
| The Black Dahlia | Dana Gould | 2:56 | ||
| But Kurt Does Have a Point, Right? | Kurt Metzger | 1:43 | ||
