| Sports | Gary Gulman | 2:00 | ||
| My Time Warner Cable Newspaper Ad | Eugene Mirman | 5:35 | ||
| Heroin, Pessimist, Crazy, Movies | Shane Mauss | 2:45 | ||
| Billboards and Bumper Stickers | Michael Ian Black | 5:49 | ||
| Terrorism | Harland Williams | 5:37 | ||
| Safe Sex | Louis Katz | 1:31 | ||
| I Know These Last Jokes Were on Yelled at by a Clown. (Bonus Track) | Nate Bargatze | 3:12 | ||
| Day Laborer | Al Madrigal | 7:20 | ||
| Alabama / Guns / First Jewish | Rachel Feinstein | 4:28 | ||
| Sam Quit Watching Porn…he Cut Back | Sam Morril | 5:51 | ||
| Weird Sex Moves | Louis Katz | 1:44 | ||
| Milkman | Gary Gulman | 2:26 | ||
| Crayons | David Spade | 4:56 | ||
| Ex-Girlfriend | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:24 | ||
| Dick Punch | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:35 | ||
| Everyone Is Special | Big Jay Oakerson | 1:29 | ||
| Religion | Darryl Lenox | 1:50 | ||
| Kurt Metzger Breaks His Mother's Heart | Kurt Metzger | 2:08 | ||
| Way of the World | Kyle Kinane | 3:04 | ||
| Stepping on Legos | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:43 | ||
| Day Job | Michael Ian Black | 2:47 | ||
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| Gold Chains | Tommy Campbell | 2:01 | ||
| The Best Argument Against Gay Marriage | Patton Oswalt | 2:27 | ||
| Comedy, Jazz, Or Poetry | Myq Kaplan | 3:35 | ||
| I Love Dogs and Cats | Mitch Fatel | 5:20 | ||
| And Speaking of Taking a Rape Shower… | David Cross | 7:05 | ||
| Sam Is a New York Jew | Sam Morril | 3:48 | ||
| And Yes I Should Write More. It's Hard. (Bonus Track) | Nate Bargatze | 3:46 | ||
| This Track Is Not Called Fuck Tha Police | Kyle Kinane | 5:47 | ||
| Origin Story | Jackie Kashian | 3:28 | ||
| Giving up My Belly Button for Lint | Josh Sneed | 3:38 | ||
| Condom in a Swimming Pool | Robert Schimmel | 4:00 | ||
| Second-Hand Cattery | Iliza Shlesinger | 5:06 | ||
| Live | Rory Scovel | 5:59 | ||
| Sex for a Cheeseburger | Morgan Murphy | 3:16 | ||
| Sam Tackles Homophobia | Sam Morril | 2:51 | ||
| Newark | Artie Lange | 2:44 | ||
| Meowminos | Kumail Nanjiani | 2:42 | ||
| Meats and Robots | Myq Kaplan | 3:10 | ||
| You're Hungry Now. | Nate Bargatze | 2:31 | ||
| Yes or No Question | Christian Finnegan | 2:26 | ||
| Vegas | Rachel Feinstein | 2:36 | ||
| Logistician | Kyle Kinane | 2:12 | ||
| Balding/Getting Older/Large Women | Louis Katz | 2:43 | ||
| Guilty Pleasures | Michael Ian Black | 3:15 | ||
| Merica the Beautiful | Chris Hardwick | 1:51 | ||
| Porn and Monsters | Myq Kaplan | 2:42 | ||
| Retarded | Nick Swardson | 1:55 | ||
| The Parking Ticket | Patton Oswalt | 3:40 | ||
