| No Kids for Me | Joe DeRosa | 2:35 | ||
| Larry Bird | Josh Wagner | 2:01 | ||
| Intro | Bret Ernst | 1:23 | ||
| Le Pere de Neige | K Trevor Wilson | 2:25 | ||
| Argument for Creationism: Shit Tubes | Kurt Braunohler | 1:56 | ||
| My Wife Is Smarter Than Me | Drew Barth | 3:27 | ||
| Peanut Allergy | Chris Distefano | 2:40 | ||
| DUI/Circumcised | Chris Maddock | 4:37 | ||
| Women and Dogs I Used to Know | Bob Saget | 2:46 | ||
| Family Drama | Adam Ferrara | 3:39 | ||
| I Like Tank Tops | Michael Kosta | 0:50 | ||
| Product Snootiness | Eddie Pepitone | 6:31 | ||
| Knee-deep | Andrew Orvedahl | 2:41 | ||
| All About Mom's | Bret Ernst | 2:44 | ||
| Underwear Fitness Goal | Drew Barth | 2:54 | ||
| Detroit Airport / Brookstone's / Spencer's Gifts | Kurt Braunohler | 3:49 | ||
| A.D.D. | Yannis Pappas | 2:29 | ||
| Sam's Gator Story | Sam Morril | 7:29 | ||
| Nervous | Drew Allen | 2:57 | ||
| No Aids? | Mo Mandel | 3:10 | ||
| Gimmie Science | Joe DeRosa | 5:02 | ||
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| Psychic Dream | Shane Mauss | 5:10 | ||
| Shame Biscuits and Guilt Wafers | Dan Cummins | 4:00 | ||
| The Hotel is Half Full | Steve Hofstetter | 2:35 | ||
| Aspirin A Day, Bee Duck | Orny Adams | 1:22 | ||
| Mandatory Self-Deprecation Jokes About Therapy | Joe DeRosa | 5:45 | ||
| Jason Jumps the Broom | Clinton Jackson | 1:45 | ||
| The Death of Sex | Mo Mandel | 4:58 | ||
| Intro/Events | Jim Breuer | 2:18 | ||
| Ginormous | Doug Benson | 1:49 | ||
| "Reality" Shows | Dana Gould | 2:00 | ||
| Buffets and Librarians | Mike DeStefano | 1:46 | ||
| Planned vs. Unplanned | Chris Distefano | 1:43 | ||
| Shitting, Hair Loss, Shitting Shitting. | Kurt Metzger | 2:38 | ||
| Chimp Fear | Kevin Nealon | 3:22 | ||
| Play! Along! | Ryan Stout | 6:43 | ||
| Parents of the Virgins | Ian Bagg | 3:29 | ||
| Nailing Marriage / Hitler Had a Dog | Kurt Braunohler | 4:19 | ||
| Proud Parent | Andy Woodhull | 1:35 | ||
| Evil Laugh | Warren B. Hall | 1:26 | ||
| El Camino Therapist | Cy Amundson | 4:51 | ||
| Extra Crumbs | Josh Sneed | 4:27 | ||
| A Single Cup of Rage | Marc Maron | 3:40 | ||
| Skiing the Blacks | Kevin Nealon | 2:18 | ||
| The Gulf Spill Affects All of Us, And Guidos. | Kurt Metzger | 3:59 | ||
| Jew | Mo Mandel | 1:55 | ||
| Intro / Humor | Baron Vaughn | 2:40 | ||
| The Penis Burn | Cy Amundson | 7:06 | ||
| Magic Tricks | Bret Ernst | 1:23 | ||
