| Shakespeare | Anthony Jeselnik | 2:59 | ||
| Strip Clubs | Jim Jefferies | 2:26 | ||
| Better Generation | Tom Papa | 1:35 | ||
| And Yes I Should Write More. It's Hard. (Bonus Track) | Nate Bargatze | 3:46 | ||
| Easier Below the Belt | Bob Saget | 2:17 | ||
| One Day | Tom Segura | 4:12 | ||
| Faux Fur, Diamonds & Jizz | Natasha Leggero | 2:36 | ||
| FCC Pussy | Shane Mauss | 3:51 | ||
| Group Therapy | Morgan Murphy | 1:27 | ||
| I Don't Know You Either | Hannibal Buress | 2:53 | ||
| Using My Blackberry While Driving | Aziz Ansari | 2:02 | ||
| If Murder Was Legal | Louis C.K. | 3:24 | ||
| Everybody's Scared | Tom Papa | 1:51 | ||
| Joking After Sex | Rachel Feinstein | 3:17 | ||
| I Am Gay | Doug Stanhope | 4:23 | ||
| Married and Sex | Bert Kreischer | 3:01 | ||
| Coney Island | Kumail Nanjiani | 2:46 | ||
| Sbarro Slogan and Anti-Abortion Billboard (Unrelated) | Eugene Mirman | 1:14 | ||
| Marriage Advice | Michael Ian Black | 3:29 | ||
| The Stripper | Patton Oswalt | 1:57 | ||
| Live for Your Sins | Doug Stanhope | 3:25 | ||
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| Men and Women Are Vastly Different from Each Other | Hannibal Buress | 3:48 | ||
| We Should Hang Out | John Mulaney | 1:07 | ||
| Sports, Analogies, And Copyright Infringement | Myq Kaplan | 2:21 | ||
| Pride | Louis Katz | 2:09 | ||
| Dead Dad Club | Chris Hardwick | 4:50 | ||
| Merry Christmas Bitches - Live | Al Madrigal | 2:27 | ||
| My Cousin Harris | Aziz Ansari | 1:36 | ||
| How My Mom Did It | Jo Koy | 2:31 | ||
| Lessons from College Kids | Steve Rannazzisi | 4:38 | ||
| More Rape | Natasha Leggero | 2:13 | ||
| Porno for Parents | Mike Birbiglia | 2:56 | ||
| Brokeback Mountain / Gay Marriage / Siegried and Roy | Greg Giraldo | 4:32 | ||
| Girlfriend | Anthony Jeselnik | 7:06 | ||
| Clowning About Kissing | Tommy Johnagin | 4:26 | ||
| The Backflip | David Spade | 3:37 | ||
| Drugs for a Brave New Cubicle | Doug Stanhope | 2:16 | ||
| Wake Up | Rory Scovel | 2:17 | ||
| Cholo Soccer Dad | Al Madrigal | 7:37 | ||
| Yay for Gay Marriage! | Lisa Lampanelli | 3:47 | ||
| Single Ladies | Morgan Murphy | 1:51 | ||
| Reality "Stars" | Natasha Leggero | 4:27 | ||
| Car, Sayings | Shane Mauss | 3:39 | ||
| Legal Pot Talk | Tommy Campbell | 1:37 | ||
| Weird Sex Moves | Louis Katz | 1:44 | ||
| Bonus: at Budokan | Kyle Kinane | 5:23 | ||
| Poops and Popes | Myq Kaplan | 2:44 | ||
| The Gifted Child | Patton Oswalt | 1:42 | ||
| Bras & Breasts | Mitch Fatel | 1:58 | ||
