| Phone Racist | Chad Daniels | 3:06 | ||
| Real Life Assholes | Dan Soder | 1:27 | ||
| This Track Is Not Called I Ain't Tha 1 | Kyle Kinane | 1:52 | ||
| Hot Air Balloon | Mitch Hedberg | 2:57 | ||
| Old-Timey | Christian Finnegan | 1:44 | ||
| Olive Garden | Dennis Miller | 1:23 | ||
| I've Got to Go Name My Chapters. | Nate Bargatze | 2:40 | ||
| Love, Marriage, And Lying | Dana Gould | 3:15 | ||
| Find the Smell | Dave Attell | 1:41 | ||
| Funny Thing About Child Porn | Doug Stanhope | 1:18 | ||
| A Wonderful Afternoon Gone Awry | Norm MacDonald | 2:06 | ||
| "I Just Wanna Entertain People" | Bob Saget | 1:36 | ||
| A Beautiful Thing | Jim Breuer | 1:26 | ||
| Pop | Mitch Hedberg | 2:33 | ||
| Deli Offcuts | Tommy Campbell | 2:08 | ||
| "Reality" Shows | Dana Gould | 2:00 | ||
| Cinematic Love | Big Jay Oakerson | 1:34 | ||
| Drugs for a Brave New Cubicle | Doug Stanhope | 2:16 | ||
| Logistician | Kyle Kinane | 2:12 | ||
| Target / K-Mart | Todd Glass | 1:55 | ||
| Meats and Robots | Myq Kaplan | 3:10 | ||
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| Anything Can Be Funny | Dana Gould | 5:58 | ||
| A Gas Problem | John Pinette | 2:24 | ||
| Came Down with the Cancer | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:54 | ||
| Legit | Jim Jefferies | 7:04 | ||
| "From Climate Change to Hemorrhoids" | Bob Saget | 1:00 | ||
| Bert! Bert! Bert! | Bert Kreischer | 2:15 | ||
| I Am an Awful Dad | Patton Oswalt | 5:03 | ||
| I Mean More Like a Light Sprinkle | Nate Bargatze | 2:37 | ||
| We're on a Rock Flying Through Space | Joe Rogan | 2:20 | ||
| Drinking and Driving | David Spade | 5:43 | ||
| Stan + Lois | Norm MacDonald | 6:15 | ||
| Beer Commercial | Bert Kreischer | 1:19 | ||
| Vasectomy | Chad Daniels | 1:44 | ||
| Tattoos | Dave Attell | 2:16 | ||
| Haircut | Shane Gillis | 2:40 | ||
| Hi | Mike Birbiglia | 2:01 | ||
| Balding/Getting Older/Large Women | Louis Katz | 2:43 | ||
| Men and Women Are Vastly Different from Each Other | Hannibal Buress | 3:48 | ||
| Kid's Music | Jim Breuer | 3:59 | ||
| Gold Chains | Tommy Campbell | 2:01 | ||
| Everybody's Grandpa Fought in Wwii | Chris Distefano | 1:41 | ||
| The Vow | Pete Davidson | 3:01 | ||
| The Terrorist Demo | Christopher Titus | 5:45 | ||
| Crappy Jobs & Bingo | Dana Gould | 2:05 | ||
| The Stripper | Patton Oswalt | 1:57 | ||
| Safe Sex | Louis Katz | 1:31 | ||
| Masturbation | Dave Attell | 1:47 | ||
| Holocaust Museum of Modern Art | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:55 | ||
