| Shamwow | Todd Glass | 3:53 | ||
| Strip Club | David Spade | 6:36 | ||
| Meats and Robots | Myq Kaplan | 3:10 | ||
| Delay | Anthony Jeselnik | 1:44 | ||
| Faux Fur, Diamonds & Jizz | Natasha Leggero | 2:36 | ||
| David Crosby's Sperm, And Why the Hollywood Squares Downsized Me | Bobcat Goldthwait | 9:44 | ||
| Smoking Pot | Nick Swardson | 6:20 | ||
| The Backflip | David Spade | 3:37 | ||
| Good Cop, Bad Cop | Tom Papa | 3:12 | ||
| The Tea Party | Alonzo Bodden | 2:26 | ||
| Sex | Norm MacDonald | 9:08 | ||
| Ambien Racing | Michael Ian Black | 3:39 | ||
| Let Her Take the Hit | Anthony Jeselnik | 4:38 | ||
| Cars and Kids | John Heffron | 7:44 | ||
| Dating… Sort Of | Greg Warren | 4:17 | ||
| Naked Just Sox | Robert Kelly | 2:49 | ||
| Fairytales and Porn | Rachel Feinstein | 1:36 | ||
| Suv / Fat Kids / Suing Mcdonalds / Dreammakers / Burned Genitals | Greg Giraldo | 3:50 | ||
| The Realism of Expression | Ben Bailey | 8:35 | ||
| 1580s | Nick Swardson | 0:56 | ||
| Stupid Questions | Chris Porter | 3:26 | ||
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| Merica the Beautiful | Chris Hardwick | 1:51 | ||
| My Cousin Harris | Aziz Ansari | 1:36 | ||
| Father Failure | David Cross | 4:06 | ||
| This Track Is Not Called I Ain't Tha 1 | Kyle Kinane | 1:52 | ||
| Monkeypox / Osama / Bird Flu | Greg Giraldo | 4:03 | ||
| Eating Crayons | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:27 | ||
| Architectural Jokes | Todd Glass | 4:46 | ||
| Afghanistan | Artie Lange | 5:38 | ||
| Poops and Popes | Myq Kaplan | 2:44 | ||
| Denny's and Cookies | Greg Warren | 3:05 | ||
| White Wine / Youth Pastor | Pete Holmes | 1:18 | ||
| Intervention | George Lopez | 1:21 | ||
| Presidential Secrets | Dana Gould | 2:17 | ||
| Women's Movement | Natasha Leggero | 2:51 | ||
| Way of the World | Kyle Kinane | 3:04 | ||
| Condom in a Swimming Pool | Robert Schimmel | 4:00 | ||
| Wizard of Art | Maria Bamford | 1:24 | ||
| Breast Milk | Pete Holmes | 2:08 | ||
| The Mosque at Ground Zero | Jim Norton | 2:16 | ||
| Car, Sayings | Shane Mauss | 3:39 | ||
| The Stripper | Patton Oswalt | 1:57 | ||
| Greatest City on Earth / Getting Old | Greg Giraldo | 3:47 | ||
| Expand | Rory Scovel | 4:30 | ||
| Wild Pig Sex | Steve Mudflap McGrew | 6:42 | ||
| New Orgasm Noise | Doug Benson | 1:15 | ||
| FCC Pussy | Shane Mauss | 3:51 | ||
| They're Complicated | Alonzo Bodden | 2:29 | ||
| Pulling out Doesn't Work | Joe Rogan | 1:42 | ||
