| Bonus: at Budokan | Kyle Kinane | 5:23 | ||
| England | John Pinette | 4:39 | ||
| Sam's Gator Story | Sam Morril | 7:29 | ||
| Tear off a Head Easy | Anthony Jeselnik | 4:02 | ||
| Joe Bags | Mike Birbiglia | 2:11 | ||
| Uncle Tony | Artie Lange | 1:49 | ||
| The Bubble Guy | Joey "CoCo" Diaz | 4:36 | ||
| Sam Is Trying to Be Better | Sam Morril | 3:20 | ||
| Easier Below the Belt | Bob Saget | 2:17 | ||
| Billboards and Bumper Stickers | Michael Ian Black | 5:49 | ||
| Breaking the Mold | Gabriel Iglesias | 4:59 | ||
| Man to Man | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:42 | ||
| Carnival Head | Doug Stanhope | 2:45 | ||
| Wedding Invitation | Dane Cook | 2:35 | ||
| Hard to Be in Love | Billy Gardell | 2:21 | ||
| Good Time Mcdonald's | Pete Holmes | 2:16 | ||
| Pretty Dick | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:46 | ||
| Offensive | Anthony Jeselnik | 5:57 | ||
| Kids, Girls and Advice | Bert Kreischer | 7:02 | ||
| Being Healthy Sucks | Louis Katz | 3:05 | ||
| Grown Woman Not a Sugar Squirrel | Iliza Shlesinger | 2:09 | ||
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| No Need Teef / Salon Dijon | Pete Holmes | 3:35 | ||
| My Friend's Dick Pix | Dan Levy | 2:43 | ||
| Some More Jokes | Demetri Martin | 3:30 | ||
| The Game | Alonzo Bodden | 2:28 | ||
| Strip Clubs | Jim Jefferies | 2:26 | ||
| Dead Dad Club | Chris Hardwick | 4:50 | ||
| The Two Things to Hate About Los Angeles | Matt Braunger | 3:27 | ||
| Naked Just Sox | Robert Kelly | 2:49 | ||
| Anything Can Be Funny | Dana Gould | 5:58 | ||
| Fourth Meal | Chris Porter | 3:46 | ||
| Golden Corral | Al Madrigal | 3:36 | ||
| Day Care | Jim Jefferies | 3:39 | ||
| Lessons from College Kids | Steve Rannazzisi | 4:38 | ||
| Deli Offcuts | Tommy Campbell | 2:08 | ||
| Snootch | Iliza Shlesinger | 3:58 | ||
| Olive Garden | Dennis Miller | 1:23 | ||
| Mind of a Sleeping Man | Daniel Tosh | 2:52 | ||
| The Shot Test | Gabriel Iglesias | 8:29 | ||
| The Shitter or the Quitter | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:30 | ||
| Downgraded | Jim Jefferies | 8:22 | ||
| Severed Heads over Hollywood | Dana Gould | 2:23 | ||
| Signs | Todd Glass | 3:13 | ||
| Humorous Story About Drugs | Tommy Johnagin | 4:10 | ||
| Wtf's with the News | Carlos Mencia | 7:56 | ||
| Asses and Advice | Rachel Feinstein | 3:07 | ||
| Pill Poppers | David Spade | 2:15 | ||
| Scratching Privates | Chad Daniels | 2:27 | ||
| Tyson vs. Segura II (Bonus Track) | Tom Segura | 4:11 | ||
