| Signs | Todd Glass | 3:13 | ||
| The Black Dahlia | Dana Gould | 2:56 | ||
| 1st World Poverty | Doug Stanhope | 2:40 | ||
| 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft | Shane Mauss | 3:35 | ||
| Sam Unapologetically Panders to the New York Crowd | Sam Morril | 2:30 | ||
| Turtleman | Al Madrigal | 2:17 | ||
| We're on a Rock Flying Through Space | Joe Rogan | 2:20 | ||
| The Old Guy Boner Drought | Dana Gould | 1:24 | ||
| Grown Woman Not a Sugar Squirrel | Iliza Shlesinger | 2:09 | ||
| Parents and Pills | Patton Oswalt | 3:22 | ||
| Logistician | Kyle Kinane | 2:12 | ||
| Holocaust Museum of Modern Art | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:55 | ||
| Homosexuality | Shane Mauss | 3:24 | ||
| Classifieds | Dan Soder | 1:21 | ||
| Married and Sex | Bert Kreischer | 3:01 | ||
| Everyone Is Special | Big Jay Oakerson | 1:29 | ||
| The Hudson River Challenge | Ben Bailey | 6:43 | ||
| Men's Contributions to Children | Shane Mauss | 2:29 | ||
| Kid Bit | Pete Holmes | 4:32 | ||
| Friendly Tollbooth | Christian Finnegan | 3:23 | ||
| Diseases | Nick Di Paolo | 8:20 | ||
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| All About Mom's | Bret Ernst | 2:44 | ||
| "Viagra, Vol. 2" | Bob Saget | 1:34 | ||
| AIDS Cop | Chad Daniels | 1:11 | ||
| What Sex Is That Thing? | Jim Norton | 1:28 | ||
| Pillsbury and Starbucks | Harland Williams | 4:01 | ||
| Day Laborer | Al Madrigal | 7:20 | ||
| The War on Texting | Steve Hofstetter | 1:57 | ||
| Second-Hand Cattery | Iliza Shlesinger | 5:06 | ||
| Opening for Nirvana | Bobcat Goldthwait, Dana Gould | 2:56 | ||
| Rory Scovel | Rory Scovel | 3:57 | ||
| Girl Lawyer | Mitch Fatel | 1:14 | ||
| Dad Whistle | Steve Rannazzisi | 4:17 | ||
| The Money Truck | Dana Gould | 7:37 | ||
| Olive Garden | Dennis Miller | 1:23 | ||
| Turbulence | Dry Bar Comedy | 1:24 | ||
| They're Complicated | Alonzo Bodden | 2:29 | ||
| It's Easier to Bring up a Son | Jim Jefferies | 1:42 | ||
| Sam's Sense of Humor Lacks Taste | Sam Morril | 1:39 | ||
| Underwear Fitness Goal | Drew Barth | 2:54 | ||
| Diarrhea Can Save Your Life | Bob Saget | 1:18 | ||
| Indian Food / Gandhi | John Pinette | 1:32 | ||
| Bad Parents | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:06 | ||
| Grandpas on Steroids | Dan Soder | 1:16 | ||
| I Love Babies | Mitch Fatel | 2:46 | ||
| Intro | Bert Kreischer | 2:14 | ||
| Simple Advice | Dana Gould | 1:05 | ||
| Secret of My Success | Doug Stanhope | 2:13 | ||
| Tattoos and Stuff | Harland Williams | 4:32 | ||
