| Crayons | David Spade | 4:56 | ||
| Energy Policy / Fat Kids | Greg Giraldo | 5:10 | ||
| Free Range Crazies | Doug Stanhope | 2:02 | ||
| Masturbation/Internet Pornography | Louis Katz | 1:33 | ||
| Killin' It! | Matt Braunger | 3:13 | ||
| First Time at Starbucks | Chris Porter | 2:09 | ||
| Sommeliers | Dan Soder | 3:12 | ||
| Turtleman | Al Madrigal | 2:17 | ||
| Shamwow | Todd Glass | 3:53 | ||
| Diseases | Nick Di Paolo | 8:20 | ||
| Carnival Head | Doug Stanhope | 2:45 | ||
| The Real World | Tom Papa | 1:08 | ||
| Airplanes and Food | Myq Kaplan | 2:26 | ||
| I Love Dogs and Cats | Mitch Fatel | 5:20 | ||
| Why Would You Tell Me That? | Hannibal Buress | 2:28 | ||
| Strip Clubs | Jim Jefferies | 2:26 | ||
| Afv vs. Afhv | Bob Saget | 1:28 | ||
| The Black Dahlia | Dana Gould | 2:56 | ||
| Dirty Jokes | Brian Posehn | 3:25 | ||
| Crackheads | Natasha Leggero | 2:13 | ||
| Clowning About Kissing | Tommy Johnagin | 4:26 | ||
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| Gold Chains | Tommy Campbell | 2:01 | ||
| Father Failure | David Cross | 4:06 | ||
| Sex | Norm MacDonald | 9:08 | ||
| Bottled Hose Water | Todd Glass | 4:41 | ||
| Stepping on Legos | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:43 | ||
| Maury | Amy Schumer | 2:25 | ||
| Legal Pot Talk | Tommy Campbell | 1:37 | ||
| My Cheap Dad (Sorry, Dad) | Rachel Feinstein | 1:57 | ||
| Ron Jeremy's Giant Cock | Jim Norton | 3:43 | ||
| Performance Review 2 | John Heffron | 3:38 | ||
| Faux Fur, Diamonds & Jizz | Natasha Leggero | 2:36 | ||
| What's Your Label? | Doug Stanhope | 1:44 | ||
| Craigslist | Aziz Ansari | 2:11 | ||
| Intro / Could It Be Me | Big Jay Oakerson | 2:23 | ||
| My Latest (Bonus Track) | Tom Segura | 2:51 | ||
| Architectural Jokes | Todd Glass | 4:46 | ||
| Florida | Patton Oswalt | 5:57 | ||
| Stan + Lois | Norm MacDonald | 6:15 | ||
| Fear Factor is Cancelled, Telemundo, and Mike Goldberg | Joe Rogan | 1:42 | ||
| Black Friday/Drugs in Sports | Tracy Morgan | 1:13 | ||
| Facebook Karen Doctors | Tommy Campbell | 1:14 | ||
| The Best Argument Against Gay Marriage | Patton Oswalt | 2:27 | ||
| Blue Tarp Guy | Al Madrigal | 1:00 | ||
| Holocaust Museum of Modern Art | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:55 | ||
| Have You Tried Heroin? | Artie Lange | 4:15 | ||
| F--: The Westboro Baptist Church | Jim Norton | 2:09 | ||
| I Don't Know You Either | Hannibal Buress | 2:53 | ||
| Sexting | Morgan Murphy | 2:56 | ||
