| Origin Story | Jackie Kashian | 3:28 | ||
| Vanessa, Starbucks, And My Bike Seat | Dov Davidoff | 4:30 | ||
| Running Late & Starbucks | Andy Hendrickson | 2:20 | ||
| Movie Quotes | Steve Byrne | 2:59 | ||
| I Was the Cutest Kid of All Time | Aziz Ansari | 4:48 | ||
| Yay for Gay Marriage! | Lisa Lampanelli | 3:47 | ||
| Waiting Around | Patrice O'Neal | 1:33 | ||
| Gold Chains | Tommy Campbell | 2:01 | ||
| Sex for a Cheeseburger | Morgan Murphy | 3:16 | ||
| Finger Banging / Outro | Robert Kelly | 5:13 | ||
| Bad Choices | Nick Thune | 3:12 | ||
| Turtleman | Al Madrigal | 2:17 | ||
| Denny's and Cookies | Greg Warren | 3:05 | ||
| 17 Year Old | Robert Schimmel | 4:51 | ||
| I Am Hungry | Nate Bargatze | 2:45 | ||
| Dude with a Sword | Robert Kelly | 3:16 | ||
| Teachers | Andrew Norelli | 3:57 | ||
| Add and Ocd | Mo Mandel | 2:49 | ||
| Montana and the Flea Market | Josh Sneed | 4:04 | ||
| Live | Rory Scovel | 5:59 | ||
| No Kids | Nick Griffin | 3:27 | ||
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| My Wife | Nick Di Paolo | 2:05 | ||
| Pleasing a Woman Is Hard | Robert Kelly | 2:01 | ||
| Lululemon | Pete Holmes | 1:56 | ||
| Too Much Vegas | Tom Segura | 1:55 | ||
| Environmental Science | Chad Daniels | 2:44 | ||
| Minorities, Majorities | Steve Byrne | 7:21 | ||
| 1st World Poverty | Doug Stanhope | 2:40 | ||
| Sorry Jim | Tommy Campbell | 1:18 | ||
| The Good Cheese | Chris Maddock | 2:31 | ||
| Faux Fur, Diamonds & Jizz | Natasha Leggero | 2:36 | ||
| Gay Old Time | Mark Normand | 4:16 | ||
| Men and Women Are Vastly Different from Each Other | Hannibal Buress | 3:48 | ||
| Wedding Invitations | Steve Rannazzisi | 3:08 | ||
| Comfortable with Sir | Al Madrigal | 1:38 | ||
| Bath Time | Tommy Ryman | 1:40 | ||
| Punching Butter | Robert Kelly | 4:38 | ||
| The Tea Party | Alonzo Bodden | 2:26 | ||
| Kids Party/Cursive Handwriting | Louis Katz | 1:16 | ||
| Space | Baron Vaughn | 5:29 | ||
| Moved Home | Chad Daniels | 8:14 | ||
| Eating Crayons | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:27 | ||
| Expand | Rory Scovel | 4:30 | ||
| V-Dick Ab | Robert Kelly | 3:46 | ||
| Kids Are Fun | Joe List | 2:27 | ||
| Computer Dating / Couples Fight | Greg Giraldo | 3:20 | ||
| The SAT Test | Andrew Norelli | 4:20 | ||
| FCC Pussy | Shane Mauss | 3:51 | ||
| Audience | Baron Vaughn | 1:12 | ||
