| Vices | Joe DeRosa | 8:10 | ||
| Intro | Pablo Francisco | 2:40 | ||
| Kurt Metzger Breaks His Mother's Heart | Kurt Metzger | 2:08 | ||
| Scratching Privates | Chad Daniels | 2:27 | ||
| Men's Contributions to Children | Shane Mauss | 2:29 | ||
| Olive Garden | Dennis Miller | 1:23 | ||
| What's Your Label? | Doug Stanhope | 1:44 | ||
| The House is Rockin' (with Domestic Problems) | Kyle Kinane | 5:57 | ||
| Sam's New Orleans Story | Sam Morril | 2:46 | ||
| Dateline | Morgan Murphy | 2:47 | ||
| Stupid Questions | Chris Porter | 3:26 | ||
| Sports | Dennis Miller | 1:47 | ||
| Secret of My Success | Doug Stanhope | 2:13 | ||
| Nana Time | Dan Soder | 1:33 | ||
| Six Flags, Blind | Shane Mauss | 3:54 | ||
| Jacket | Casey Corbin | 1:19 | ||
| Terrorism | Harland Williams | 5:37 | ||
| Tom Lykus Rape Tips | Natasha Leggero | 3:31 | ||
| King Hat | Paul F. Tompkins | 7:57 | ||
| Play! Along! | Ryan Stout | 6:43 | ||
| Drugs for a Brave New Cubicle | Doug Stanhope | 2:16 | ||
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| Nature vs. Nurture | Shane Mauss | 5:04 | ||
| Facebook Karen Doctors | Tommy Campbell | 1:14 | ||
| Sexting | Morgan Murphy | 2:56 | ||
| Less Talk, More Rock | Jay Mohr | 3:22 | ||
| Getting Acquainted | Dane Cook | 1:54 | ||
| Let's Get Mini | Doug Benson | 1:39 | ||
| Greatest City on Earth / Getting Old | Greg Giraldo | 3:47 | ||
| "Viagra, Vol. 2" | Bob Saget | 1:34 | ||
| Heroin, Pessimist, Crazy, Movies | Shane Mauss | 2:45 | ||
| Rob Ford Weight Loss Challenge | K Trevor Wilson | 2:06 | ||
| Logistician | Kyle Kinane | 2:12 | ||
| DUI/Circumcised | Chris Maddock | 4:37 | ||
| News & Jiffy Lube | Chris Porter | 3:37 | ||
| No One Is Tough | Shane Mauss | 3:54 | ||
| Diseases | Nick Di Paolo | 8:20 | ||
| 1st World Poverty | Doug Stanhope | 2:40 | ||
| This Track Is Not Called I Ain't Tha 1 | Kyle Kinane | 1:52 | ||
| Walk It Off | Michael Ian Black | 5:29 | ||
| Poops and Popes | Myq Kaplan | 2:44 | ||
| Rob Ford | Dennis Miller | 1:08 | ||
| Be a Tourist | Andrew Santino | 4:31 | ||
| Butt Hockey | Shane Mauss | 4:34 | ||
| New Swears | Glenn Wool | 4:27 | ||
| Massage Woes | Andrew Norelli | 2:07 | ||
| Second-Hand Cattery | Iliza Shlesinger | 5:06 | ||
| Breathe | Rory Scovel | 8:53 | ||
| Landing on Your Feet | Shane Mauss | 5:05 | ||
| I Didn't Have a Dream | Doug Benson | 1:35 | ||
