| Strip Clubs | Jim Jefferies | 2:26 | ||
| Why Would You Tell Me That? | Hannibal Buress | 2:28 | ||
| "The Great Don Rickles & A Joke He Wouldn't Have Approved Of" | Bob Saget | 2:09 | ||
| Marriage Advice | Michael Ian Black | 3:29 | ||
| You Just Ate. | Nate Bargatze | 2:23 | ||
| Being Healthy Sucks | Louis Katz | 3:05 | ||
| Whole Foods vs. Costco | Tom Papa | 3:21 | ||
| Vasectomy | Chad Daniels | 1:44 | ||
| "My New Friend, Jake: On Stage with Bob" | Bob Saget | 5:57 | ||
| Cholo Soccer Dad | Al Madrigal | 7:37 | ||
| Masturbation/Internet Pornography | Louis Katz | 1:33 | ||
| High on the Set of Half Baked | Jim Breuer | 5:29 | ||
| Character Actor | Michael Ian Black | 1:29 | ||
| Sexual Attorney | Rachel Feinstein | 5:09 | ||
| Having a Kid Is a Crazy Gamble | Aziz Ansari | 1:49 | ||
| Hernia | David Spade | 5:37 | ||
| Tourettes Guy | Bob Saget | 1:12 | ||
| Merry Christmas Bitches - Live | Al Madrigal | 2:27 | ||
| Saving the World | Tom Papa | 2:46 | ||
| A Gas Problem | John Pinette | 2:24 | ||
| Outro | The Potash Twins, Bob Saget | 1:20 | ||
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| "Viagra and Other Things That Have to Do with the Penis" | Bob Saget | 3:00 | ||
| Highs and Lose | Myq Kaplan | 3:03 | ||
| Free Range Crazies | Doug Stanhope | 2:02 | ||
| Drinking and Driving | David Spade | 5:43 | ||
| Pitcher Picture | Chad Daniels | 1:22 | ||
| Black Friday/Drugs in Sports | Tracy Morgan | 1:13 | ||
| Legal Pot Talk | Tommy Campbell | 1:37 | ||
| What Sex Is That Thing? | Jim Norton | 1:28 | ||
| Angry Young Men | Tom Papa | 2:16 | ||
| Easier Below the Belt | Bob Saget | 2:17 | ||
| Uncle Tony | Artie Lange | 1:49 | ||
| The Sock | Chad Daniels | 1:59 | ||
| Facebook and Judging People | Rachel Feinstein | 4:20 | ||
| A Good Death | Tom Segura | 1:08 | ||
| Single Ladies | Morgan Murphy | 1:51 | ||
| Armageddon Day | Christopher Titus | 6:23 | ||
| Lady Parts | Mark Normand | 5:00 | ||
| Vitamins | Jim Gaffigan | 1:26 | ||
| No M&Ms. | Nate Bargatze | 1:12 | ||
| Eating Crayons | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:27 | ||
| Good Time Mcdonald's | Pete Holmes | 2:16 | ||
| Writing Tweets for Kim Kardashian | Artie Lange | 3:02 | ||
| Now Let's Have Some Kids! | Chris Hardwick | 2:13 | ||
| Real Life Assholes | Dan Soder | 1:27 | ||
| Fashion | Jim Gaffigan | 5:15 | ||
| Honking in Traffic | Chris Porter | 1:46 | ||
| Mustard | Kyle Kinane | 2:35 | ||
| Meeting J-Bone | Bob Saget | 2:23 | ||
