| House Money | Ron Funches | 2:12 | ||
| I'm the Headliner! | Michael Kosta | 1:26 | ||
| French Manicure | Clinton Jackson | 1:19 | ||
| Weho | Andrew Santino | 4:10 | ||
| Hard Lessons | Andy Sandford | 3:03 | ||
| Curly Fries | Ari Shaffir | 1:21 | ||
| Torso | Ian Edwards | 1:51 | ||
| It's Over for White People | Chris Distefano | 1:24 | ||
| Deep Fried Goodness | Tommy Ryman | 1:13 | ||
| Loves Me Some Denver | Clinton Jackson | 2:16 | ||
| Dirty Cars | Corey Rodrigues | 2:36 | ||
| Picture Day | Jim Tews | 2:20 | ||
| I Used to Be a Security Guard! | Dan St. Germain | 1:29 | ||
| Vaseline, a Lamp, and the Tip | Josh Wolf | 3:44 | ||
| Amish Country | Josh Sneed | 1:52 | ||
| It's Not Who You Know… | Jay Mohr | 5:01 | ||
| Too White | Chris Distefano | 2:11 | ||
| The Make-up Girl | Clinton Jackson | 1:45 | ||
| Plantar Fasciitis | Greg Warren | 1:54 | ||
| Title Track | Andrew Orvedahl | 3:18 | ||
| 8 Days in Jail | Andy Sandford | 6:07 | ||
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| Black Farmer's & Ice Cube | Roy Wood Jr | 1:25 | ||
| Grandma's Cookin' | Josh Wagner | 1:49 | ||
| Youngest Mexican Child | Michael Kosta | 1:31 | ||
| Pediatric Anesthesiologist | David Crowe | 1:45 | ||
| A Bad Nut | Marc Maron | 3:15 | ||
| Invention of Softball | Keith Alberstadt | 0:51 | ||
| Killer Bees | Jesse Joyce | 1:18 | ||
| Pranks | Cy Amundson | 3:20 | ||
| Gambling & Litigation | Dennis Miller | 1:44 | ||
| Hot Dog Restaurant | Josh Wagner | 3:23 | ||
| Pirate Rapist | Erikka Innes | 1:51 | ||
| Dr. Fatel | Mitch Fatel | 1:24 | ||
| Young Mother | Dwayne Perkins | 4:07 | ||
| Propecia | Orny Adams | 1:19 | ||
| Day Job Manners | Joshua Fonokalafi | 2:10 | ||
| Sad Girls | Ian Bagg | 3:50 | ||
| Dog Help | Keith Alberstadt | 1:37 | ||
| Childhood | Jessi Campbell | 1:58 | ||
| East Coast Winter | K Trevor Wilson | 3:18 | ||
| Political Correctness | Tom Cotter | 3:26 | ||
| Red Guy and His Wife | Ian Bagg | 3:16 | ||
| Masturbating In Bunk Beds | Ryan Sickler | 1:42 | ||
| Cat-titude | Clinton Jackson | 2:06 | ||
| Riding an Ostrich | David Crowe | 8:07 | ||
| How Was the Great Awakening? | Christian Finnegan | 1:56 | ||
| Touching a Giraffe on Molly | Moshe Kasher | 1:48 | ||
| Mom | Andy Hendrickson | 5:57 | ||
| Business Ideas | Dennis Miller | 1:22 | ||
