| Very Hungry Lion Island | Dan Cummins | 6:57 | |
| Easier Below the Belt | Bob Saget | 2:17 | |
| My Favorite Year | Liza Pulman, Chris Porter | 3:08 | |
| Handjobs | Chris Porter | 3:16 | |
| Clothes Shopping | Alonzo Bodden | 4:16 | |
| Extreme Sports | John Pinette | 5:15 | |
| Biting a Puppy | Todd Glass | 3:46 | |
| Faux Fur, Diamonds & Jizz | Natasha Leggero | 2:36 | |
| Get Ready for a Letdown! | Kurt Metzger | 6:08 | |
| Sam Deliberates Back Hair and Dating | Sam Morril | 3:00 | |
| Don't Talk Politics | Chris Porter | 3:32 | |
| Yes. Real High on the Plane. | Nate Bargatze | 2:48 | |
| I'm a Bad Jew, Sorry Grandma | Louis Katz | 1:57 | |
| Hobby | Tom Segura | 2:30 | |
| Pound Gang | Notes Forrelli, Chris Porter, YBS | 5:14 | |
| New Age Parents | Tommy Ryman | 5:06 | |
| Wonka Me | Chris Porter | 3:37 | |
| Halloween Payback | Al Madrigal | 1:01 | |
| Fuchsia | Daniel Tosh | 2:52 | |
| Exactly | Tom Segura | 2:08 | |
| If I Only Had a Brain | Liza Pulman, Chris Porter | 2:31 | |
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| Don't Act Like a Jag Off | Billy Gardell | 2:08 | |
| Religions/We're All Wrong | Chris Porter | 6:39 | |
| Turtleman | Al Madrigal | 2:17 | |
| Is That Illegal? | Jim Jefferies | 5:35 | |
| Man to Man | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:42 | |
| Only Whores Wear Purple | Rachel Feinstein | 4:39 | |
| Intro / Could It Be Me | Big Jay Oakerson | 2:23 | |
| The Girl and the Cute Noise | Chris Porter | 2:30 | |
| Intro / Umbrella | Christian Finnegan | 2:38 | |
| 17-Hour Labor | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:46 | |
| Sam's Gator Story | Sam Morril | 7:29 | |
| Why Would You Tell Me That? | Hannibal Buress | 2:28 | |
| Safe Sex | Louis Katz | 1:31 | |
| Wedding Invitation | Dane Cook | 2:35 | |
| Creatures of the Night - Chris Porter Remix | Menno de Jong, Noire Lee, Chris Porter | 7:25 | |
| I Was the Cutest Kid of All Time | Aziz Ansari | 4:48 | |
| Deli Offcuts | Tommy Campbell | 2:08 | |
| Bad Dates | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:00 | |
| I've Got to Go Name My Chapters. | Nate Bargatze | 2:40 | |
| Shenandoah | Liza Pulman, Chris Porter | 3:11 | |
| Release - Chris Porter Remix Edit | Krzysztof Chochlow, Chris Porter | 3:06 | |
| Friendly Tollbooth | Christian Finnegan | 3:23 | |
| High School Girlfriend | Louis Katz | 1:43 | |
| Outside - K-Gee's Cut | George Michael, Chris Porter | 5:19 | |
| Breast Milk | Pete Holmes | 2:08 | |
| 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft | Shane Mauss | 3:35 | |
| Ricky! Noooooooooo! | Kurt Metzger | 3:08 | |
| Day Care | Jim Jefferies | 3:39 | |