| Women Have the Option | Richard Jeni | 1:01 | ||
| Pirate Rapist | Erikka Innes | 1:51 | ||
| Birthing the All-Natural Way | Cy Amundson | 1:06 | ||
| Talking into a Muppet's Dick - Bonus Track | Adam Newman | 1:28 | ||
| Hangover | Eddie Ifft | 1:50 | ||
| Lead Finger | Mike DeStefano | 1:44 | ||
| Hurry, Hurry, Hurry | Erik Allen | 2:23 | ||
| Sea Bass Revenge | Al Madrigal | 1:47 | ||
| Tootsie Pop & 6 Languages | Andy Hendrickson | 3:40 | ||
| Young Women | Nick Griffin | 1:05 | ||
| I Pay My Taxes | Ryan Singer | 1:43 | ||
| DO THE VOICE | Bobcat Goldthwait | 3:22 | ||
| Shit Knife | Robert Kelly | 2:44 | ||
| Kangaroo Boy | Jeff Caldwell | 1:59 | ||
| Airport Batons | Kellen Erskine | 2:04 | ||
| E-Mail Terrorism | Richard Jeni | 2:08 | ||
| Title Track | Andrew Orvedahl | 3:18 | ||
| What Is Happening to Me | Michael Kosta | 1:53 | ||
| Buffets and Librarians | Mike DeStefano | 1:46 | ||
| Porn B | Rory Scovel | 2:38 | ||
| Adam and Eve | Ari Shaffir | 4:17 | ||
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| Herpes Scare | Noah Gardenswartz | 1:35 | ||
| Balloon on a Grave | Bobcat Goldthwait | 3:01 | ||
| Bottled Water Can't Expire | Orny Adams | 4:17 | ||
| Germ War | Keith Alberstadt | 1:27 | ||
| Uncle | Cy Amundson | 1:45 | ||
| House Money | Ron Funches | 2:12 | ||
| Wrong Type of Woman | Ryan Singer | 1:06 | ||
| Sh@#tcake Factory | Bret Ernst | 2:19 | ||
| Girl Cop, Pt. 1: The Set Up | Big Jay Oakerson | 4:35 | ||
| Google and Trees | Tommy Ryman | 1:09 | ||
| I'm from Seattle | Andy Haynes | 1:33 | ||
| Purple Eggs | Kenn Kington | 2:20 | ||
| Propecia | Orny Adams | 1:19 | ||
| Head of Household | Andy Woodhull | 4:15 | ||
| Hot Dog Restaurant | Josh Wagner | 3:23 | ||
| Cougartown | Craig Shoemaker | 1:02 | ||
| Towing (Live) | Andrew Norelli | 2:22 | ||
| The American Drean | Dwayne Perkins | 2:44 | ||
| Interceptions Determine Your Sexuality | Eddie Ifft | 2:39 | ||
| Baking Bread | Greg Proops | 3:22 | ||
| Hello, This Is What I Look Like | Andy Haynes | 1:47 | ||
| Racist Room-Check | Craig Shoemaker | 3:52 | ||
| P1x | Josh Sneed | 1:55 | ||
| Counting Nuggets | Casey Corbin | 1:59 | ||
| The Hotel is Half Full | Steve Hofstetter | 2:35 | ||
| Man Bits | Ryan Singer | 1:03 | ||
| Digital Cable | Matt Pavich | 1:24 | ||
| Construction Roleplay | Gabriel Rutledge | 3:38 | ||
