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| Audiobooks | Mike Baldwin | 2:32 | ||
| Sometimes You're an Asshole | Erik Griffin | 3:22 | ||
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| Nobody Thinks About Me | Simon King | 2:35 | ||
| Proud Parent | Andy Woodhull | 1:35 | ||
| Grown-Ass Furniture | Andrew Orvedahl | 2:44 | ||
| Airport Batons | Kellen Erskine | 2:04 | ||
| I Like Being Around Gay Guys | Nick Griffin | 1:01 | ||
| Boy / Artificial / Christmas | Nick Hoff | 2:38 | ||
| Dumb Opinion | Bengt Washburn | 2:22 | ||
| Dominos | Tommy Ryman | 3:08 | ||
| I Love This Game! | Jeff Caldwell | 1:54 | ||
| Drinking Games | Andy Sandford | 2:18 | ||
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| Interceptions Determine Your Sexuality | Eddie Ifft | 2:39 | ||
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| Hurry, Hurry, Hurry | Erik Allen | 2:23 | ||
| Baggage | Brandon Vestal | 2:56 | ||
| Lice! | Andy Woodhull | 2:46 | ||
| German and Chinese | Bengt Washburn | 4:09 | ||
| Too Many Photos | Joe List | 3:19 | ||
| Taco Bell | Josh Sneed | 2:25 | ||
| A Thing About Hipsters | Andy Haynes | 1:03 | ||
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