| Sexting | Morgan Murphy | 2:56 | ||
| I Want to Be Fatter | Tom Papa | 4:18 | ||
| My Dad and Sylvester Stallone | Jim Breuer | 2:00 | ||
| Hernia | David Spade | 5:37 | ||
| Safe Sex | Louis Katz | 1:31 | ||
| Now Let Daddy Work. | Nate Bargatze | 2:23 | ||
| My Latest (Bonus Track) | Tom Segura | 2:51 | ||
| Vegas | Natasha Leggero | 1:50 | ||
| Friendly Tollbooth | Christian Finnegan | 3:23 | ||
| They're Complicated | Alonzo Bodden | 2:29 | ||
| Walrus | Gary Gulman | 2:14 | ||
| Parents and Pills | Patton Oswalt | 3:22 | ||
| Target / K-Mart | Todd Glass | 1:55 | ||
| Message and a Post | Tommy Campbell | 2:44 | ||
| Yay for Gay Marriage! | Lisa Lampanelli | 3:47 | ||
| Pictures of My Breasts | Morgan Murphy | 2:36 | ||
| Negatron | Mo Mandel | 5:53 | ||
| Sports | Dennis Miller | 1:47 | ||
| Shave the Big Toe | Iliza Shlesinger | 4:36 | ||
| Afflictions | Ryan Stout | 3:31 | ||
| The Shitter or the Quitter | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:30 | ||
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| Natural Selection | Chad Daniels | 3:28 | ||
| Wwjd / Priests / Pope / Wal-Mart / Penguins | Greg Giraldo | 5:07 | ||
| Chinatown | Tom Papa | 4:44 | ||
| Bottled Hose Water | Todd Glass | 4:41 | ||
| Internet Dad | Tommy Campbell | 2:05 | ||
| Vasectomy | Chad Daniels | 1:44 | ||
| I'm a Bad Jew, Sorry Grandma | Louis Katz | 1:57 | ||
| Dollop of Mustard | Steve Rannazzisi | 4:47 | ||
| Drug Nation | Christopher Titus | 8:52 | ||
| Sam's Airline Troubles | Sam Morril | 2:53 | ||
| Encore: Meeting President Obama | Aziz Ansari | 3:48 | ||
| Locked up Abroad | Doug Stanhope | 3:51 | ||
| Elephant Man | Kumail Nanjiani | 2:35 | ||
| Easier Below the Belt | Bob Saget | 2:17 | ||
| Grown Woman Not a Sugar Squirrel | Iliza Shlesinger | 2:09 | ||
| Logistician | Kyle Kinane | 2:12 | ||
| Bad Dates | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:00 | ||
| Hey Isis, Get off of My Lawn | Doug Stanhope | 2:05 | ||
| Bad Patriotism | Tommy Campbell | 2:52 | ||
| Last Bit of Advice for the Drunks | Bert Kreischer | 3:29 | ||
| Sam Unapologetically Panders to the New York Crowd | Sam Morril | 2:30 | ||
| Emergency | Tom Segura | 2:28 | ||
| Drugs | Morgan Murphy | 2:36 | ||
| Better Generation | Tom Papa | 1:35 | ||
| Only Whores Wear Purple | Rachel Feinstein | 4:39 | ||
| Severed Heads over Hollywood | Dana Gould | 2:23 | ||
| Turtleman | Al Madrigal | 2:17 | ||
| Tanning Salon | Harland Williams | 2:09 | ||
