| Happy Little Plague Boy | Matt Kirshen | 4:40 | ||
| One Scary Ass F*****g Black Guy | Jim Norton | 1:56 | ||
| Strip Club | David Spade | 6:36 | ||
| Scratching Privates | Chad Daniels | 2:27 | ||
| Social Media Goodness | Chris Hardwick | 3:54 | ||
| Beth | Kyle Kinane | 6:45 | ||
| Wack Writing | Hannibal Buress | 5:05 | ||
| Sam Unapologetically Panders to the New York Crowd | Sam Morril | 2:30 | ||
| Amusement Park Fun | Michael Ian Black | 5:30 | ||
| First Caesar | Tommy Campbell | 2:43 | ||
| Zipper | Tommy Johnagin | 4:27 | ||
| Safe Sex | Louis Katz | 1:31 | ||
| Fat Wheels | Chad Daniels | 1:20 | ||
| Bad Business | Ben Bailey | 5:37 | ||
| And Yes I Should Write More. It's Hard. (Bonus Track) | Nate Bargatze | 3:46 | ||
| Virginiteens | Chris Hardwick | 4:07 | ||
| Red Eye | Tom Segura | 2:51 | ||
| Way of the World | Kyle Kinane | 3:04 | ||
| Chinatown | Tom Papa | 4:44 | ||
| Planned Parenthood | Morgan Murphy | 5:16 | ||
| Happy Anniversary, Karen | Christian Finnegan | 2:22 | ||
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| Dick Pics | Rachel Feinstein | 2:20 | ||
| Breathe | Rory Scovel | 8:53 | ||
| Bad Karma | Craig Ferguson | 2:05 | ||
| Sex Talk | Chad Daniels | 2:55 | ||
| Nerds Make the World Go 'Round | Chris Hardwick | 4:14 | ||
| Kurt Metzger Breaks His Mother's Heart | Kurt Metzger | 2:08 | ||
| Origin Story | Jackie Kashian | 3:28 | ||
| Penn State | Jim Norton | 6:20 | ||
| Vegas | Rachel Feinstein | 2:36 | ||
| Creative Depression | Patton Oswalt | 6:38 | ||
| A Young, Thin Pig | Todd Glass | 1:21 | ||
| Mentor | Maria Bamford | 1:42 | ||
| Terrorism | Harland Williams | 5:37 | ||
| Edibles | Doug Benson | 2:33 | ||
| Plastic Straw Ban | Tommy Campbell | 2:11 | ||
| Died Right on Time | Doug Stanhope | 2:10 | ||
| "Viagra, Vol. 2" | Bob Saget | 1:34 | ||
| A Whimsical Story About Throwing a Baby | Tommy Johnagin | 2:44 | ||
| The Elderly | Christian Finnegan | 2:46 | ||
| Odd Jobs | Anthony Jeselnik | 4:34 | ||
| I Love Babies | Mitch Fatel | 2:46 | ||
| My Prostitute | Patton Oswalt | 6:27 | ||
| Masturbation/Internet Pornography | Louis Katz | 1:33 | ||
| 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft | Shane Mauss | 3:35 | ||
| Can't Make Fun | Anthony Jeselnik | 1:35 | ||
| Yet Another Man's Take on Colonoscopy | Bob Saget | 3:08 | ||
| Inheritance | Al Madrigal | 2:33 | ||
| Deli Offcuts | Tommy Campbell | 2:08 | ||
