| "From Love, To the Day After Pill, To Babies" | Bob Saget | 1:04 | ||
| Clown Pain Fun | David Cross | 2:10 | ||
| Tattoos and Stuff | Harland Williams | 4:32 | ||
| A Special Moment | Michael Ian Black | 3:56 | ||
| Drinking and Driving | David Spade | 5:43 | ||
| Delay | Anthony Jeselnik | 1:44 | ||
| Gonna Raise Hell | Kyle Kinane | 7:18 | ||
| Twelve Apostrophes | Chad Daniels | 2:00 | ||
| Dirty Picture | Rachel Feinstein | 2:54 | ||
| Heroin | Chris Porter | 1:35 | ||
| The Mosque at Ground Zero | Jim Norton | 2:16 | ||
| The Parking Ticket | Patton Oswalt | 3:40 | ||
| Earthquakes | Jo Koy | 3:01 | ||
| Deli Offcuts | Tommy Campbell | 2:08 | ||
| Tom Lykus Rape Tips | Natasha Leggero | 3:31 | ||
| The Argument | Mike Birbiglia | 2:42 | ||
| Smile | Nikki Glaser | 2:05 | ||
| Pretty Dick | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:46 | ||
| "Favorite Disney Heroines" | Bob Saget | 1:02 | ||
| Friendly Tollbooth | Christian Finnegan | 3:23 | ||
| Defender | Kyle Kinane | 2:35 | ||
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| The War on Texting | Steve Hofstetter | 1:57 | ||
| Group Therapy | Morgan Murphy | 1:27 | ||
| Using My Blackberry While Driving | Aziz Ansari | 2:02 | ||
| Died Right on Time | Doug Stanhope | 2:10 | ||
| Half Time | Norm MacDonald | 4:17 | ||
| Severed Heads over Hollywood | Dana Gould | 2:23 | ||
| Necrophilia, Pedophilia, And Bestiality | Myq Kaplan | 2:34 | ||
| We're Different People | David Cross | 1:48 | ||
| Dick Punch | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:35 | ||
| Directions | Anjelah Johnson-Reyes | 2:34 | ||
| This Track Is Not Called Fuck Tha Police | Kyle Kinane | 5:47 | ||
| Architectural Jokes | Todd Glass | 4:46 | ||
| Q&a - Taken a Lot of Jobs Because I'm a Whore | Joe Rogan | 2:21 | ||
| What's This Dude's Recipe? | Big Jay Oakerson | 2:11 | ||
| Hey Isis, Get off of My Lawn | Doug Stanhope | 2:05 | ||
| My Rehab Counselor | Artie Lange | 4:23 | ||
| Having a Baby | Tommy Campbell | 1:56 | ||
| The War on Cold | Steve Hofstetter | 2:53 | ||
| Scratching Privates | Chad Daniels | 2:27 | ||
| Adorable Racism | Patton Oswalt | 5:14 | ||
| "Viagra, Vol. 2" | Bob Saget | 1:34 | ||
| Performing for the President | David Spade | 4:36 | ||
| Music Festivals | Morgan Murphy | 2:06 | ||
| Kids, Girls and Advice | Bert Kreischer | 7:02 | ||
| Signs | Todd Glass | 3:13 | ||
| Bad Dates | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:00 | ||
| Hernia | David Spade | 5:37 | ||
| Caught by Strangers | Tom Segura | 3:27 | ||
