| Dirty Picture | Rachel Feinstein | 2:54 | ||
| Day Job | Michael Ian Black | 2:47 | ||
| Getting a Kangaroo | Jim Breuer | 3:18 | ||
| SONG: "THE GIRL WHO WORE THE WINGS" | Bob Saget | 2:57 | ||
| We Don't Want No Kids | Anjelah Johnson-Reyes | 1:13 | ||
| I Was the Cutest Kid of All Time | Aziz Ansari | 4:48 | ||
| Locked up Abroad | Doug Stanhope | 3:51 | ||
| Second-Hand Cattery | Iliza Shlesinger | 5:06 | ||
| Meowminos | Kumail Nanjiani | 2:42 | ||
| Condom in a Swimming Pool | Robert Schimmel | 4:00 | ||
| Signs | Todd Glass | 3:13 | ||
| Smile | Nikki Glaser | 2:05 | ||
| Navajo Graveyard | Rachel Feinstein | 1:50 | ||
| Glasses | Louis Katz | 3:58 | ||
| "The Great Don Rickles & A Joke He Wouldn't Have Approved Of" | Bob Saget | 2:09 | ||
| Greeting Cards | Brian Regan | 3:42 | ||
| Underdick | Dan Soder | 1:18 | ||
| Elephant Man | Kumail Nanjiani | 2:35 | ||
| A Poet's Life | Tom Papa | 1:55 | ||
| The Culinary Way of Describing It | Mike Birbiglia | 4:12 | ||
| Carnival Head | Doug Stanhope | 2:45 | ||
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| Colic | Michael Ian Black | 2:28 | ||
| The Parking Ticket | Patton Oswalt | 3:40 | ||
| Executive | Kyle Kinane | 4:09 | ||
| Gun Guy | Steve Rannazzisi | 8:58 | ||
| The Elderly | Christian Finnegan | 2:46 | ||
| Hi | Mike Birbiglia | 2:01 | ||
| Stupid Questions | Chris Porter | 3:26 | ||
| Sommeliers | Dan Soder | 3:12 | ||
| The Hudson River Challenge | Ben Bailey | 6:43 | ||
| What's Your Label? | Doug Stanhope | 1:44 | ||
| Brooklyn | Kumail Nanjiani | 1:41 | ||
| Target / K-Mart | Todd Glass | 1:55 | ||
| Intro | Rachel Feinstein | 0:53 | ||
| Easier Below the Belt | Bob Saget | 2:17 | ||
| Having a Kid Is a Crazy Gamble | Aziz Ansari | 1:49 | ||
| Press Conference | Chad Daniels | 2:40 | ||
| Secret of My Success | Doug Stanhope | 2:13 | ||
| Sexting | Morgan Murphy | 2:56 | ||
| Olive Garden | Dennis Miller | 1:23 | ||
| Money and Pussy | Patton Oswalt | 2:41 | ||
| "Relationships Are Challenging" | Bob Saget | 2:23 | ||
| What Sex Is That Thing? | Jim Norton | 1:28 | ||
| Afflictions | Ryan Stout | 3:31 | ||
| Outro | The Potash Twins, Bob Saget | 1:20 | ||
| My Dad and Sylvester Stallone | Jim Breuer | 2:00 | ||
| I Love Babies | Mitch Fatel | 2:46 | ||
| Ball Wipes | Nikki Glaser | 3:51 | ||
| Virtuoso | Kyle Kinane | 2:38 | ||
