| The Vomit Bag | Patton Oswalt | 4:29 | ||
| Bad Parents | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:06 | ||
| No Moleste | Tig Notaro | 2:49 | ||
| Hey Isis, Get off of My Lawn | Doug Stanhope | 2:05 | ||
| Having a Baby | Tommy Campbell | 1:56 | ||
| Drug Nation | Christopher Titus | 8:52 | ||
| Meats and Robots | Myq Kaplan | 3:10 | ||
| Stupid Questions | Chris Porter | 3:26 | ||
| It's Good to Be Alive | Norm MacDonald | 7:39 | ||
| Faux Fur, Diamonds & Jizz | Natasha Leggero | 2:36 | ||
| Marriage Advice | Michael Ian Black | 3:29 | ||
| The Shitter or the Quitter | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:30 | ||
| Expand | Rory Scovel | 4:30 | ||
| Sunnyvale | Matt Kirshen | 8:41 | ||
| Now Let Daddy Work. | Nate Bargatze | 2:23 | ||
| Why Would You Tell Me That? | Hannibal Buress | 2:28 | ||
| The Fecal Differential | George Carlin | 3:12 | ||
| "From Climate Change to Hemorrhoids" | Bob Saget | 1:00 | ||
| Gambling Sportscaster | Norm MacDonald | 4:55 | ||
| Parents and Pills | Patton Oswalt | 3:22 | ||
| Natural Selection | Chad Daniels | 3:28 | ||
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| Sam Unapologetically Panders to the New York Crowd | Sam Morril | 2:30 | ||
| Dicks | Whitney Cummings | 2:01 | ||
| Girl, You Ain't Got No Arms | Natasha Leggero | 5:36 | ||
| Eating Crayons | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:27 | ||
| Computer Dating / Couples Fight | Greg Giraldo | 3:20 | ||
| I Gotta Be Me | Christian Finnegan | 2:03 | ||
| My Very Extra Special Trump Fantasy | David Cross | 10:02 | ||
| 1st World Poverty | Doug Stanhope | 2:40 | ||
| Day Care | Jim Jefferies | 3:39 | ||
| Do You Want a Sandwich or Anything? | Norm MacDonald | 1:33 | ||
| Opening for Tracy Morgan | Hannibal Buress | 2:52 | ||
| The Weight Loss Plan | Patton Oswalt | 2:07 | ||
| Intro | Rachel Feinstein | 0:53 | ||
| Facebook Karen Doctors | Tommy Campbell | 1:14 | ||
| Dad Whistle | Steve Rannazzisi | 4:17 | ||
| Logistician | Kyle Kinane | 2:12 | ||
| Joke's on You | Morgan Murphy | 1:00 | ||
| Fire SUV | Hannibal Buress | 1:44 | ||
| Batman, Bat-Men, And Google | Myq Kaplan | 2:03 | ||
| Waffle House | Jim Gaffigan | 3:00 | ||
| Languages | Christian Finnegan | 2:25 | ||
| Don't Talk to Strangers | Doug Stanhope | 3:53 | ||
| Rape | Anthony Jeselnik | 2:33 | ||
| Deli Offcuts | Tommy Campbell | 2:08 | ||
| Father Failure | David Cross | 4:06 | ||
| Scratching Privates | Chad Daniels | 2:27 | ||
| Germany | Patton Oswalt | 5:14 | ||
| The First Few Jokes | Hannibal Buress | 1:59 | ||
