| Holocaust Museum of Modern Art | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:55 | |
| Golden Corral | Al Madrigal | 3:36 | |
| Party | Nick Swardson | 1:36 | |
| "Viagra, Vol. 2" | Bob Saget | 1:34 | |
| Strip Club | David Spade | 6:36 | |
| Billboards and Bumper Stickers | Michael Ian Black | 5:49 | |
| The Vestibule of Dreams | Patton Oswalt | 2:48 | |
| Bottled Hose Water | Todd Glass | 4:41 | |
| Exquisite Anger | Adam Ferrara | 2:06 | |
| Eating Crayons | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:27 | |
| Pictures of My Breasts | Morgan Murphy | 2:36 | |
| Take Our Jobs | Shane Mauss | 1:58 | |
| Do I Look Like… | Todd Glass | 2:27 | |
| Apex Predator | Christopher Titus | 5:53 | |
| Do You Want a Sandwich or Anything? | Norm MacDonald | 1:33 | |
| Dumb Things | Doug Benson | 2:09 | |
| All over the Place | Adam Ferrara | 3:45 | |
| Relax/Sit | Rory Scovel | 9:20 | |
| Carnival Head | Doug Stanhope | 2:45 | |
| Press Conference | Chad Daniels | 2:40 | |
| Logistician | Kyle Kinane | 2:12 | |
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| Bad Dates | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:00 | |
| Naked Just Sox | Robert Kelly | 2:49 | |
| Meeting J-Bone | Bob Saget | 2:23 | |
| Sam on the Road | Sam Morril | 2:53 | |
| Crayons | David Spade | 4:56 | |
| Bras & Breasts | Mitch Fatel | 1:58 | |
| Why Would You Tell Me That? | Hannibal Buress | 2:28 | |
| Afv vs. Afhv | Bob Saget | 1:28 | |
| Offensive | Anthony Jeselnik | 5:57 | |
| Drugs for a Brave New Cubicle | Doug Stanhope | 2:16 | |
| Uncle Tony | Artie Lange | 1:49 | |
| Hate People Touching Me | Patrice O'Neal | 4:27 | |
| The DMV and the Post Office | Patton Oswalt | 2:23 | |
| Talking Dirty | Rachel Feinstein | 3:24 | |
| I Know These Last Jokes Were on Yelled at by a Clown. (Bonus Track) | Nate Bargatze | 3:12 | |
| Long Islanders | Jim Breuer | 3:08 | |
| Sign Says | Todd Glass | 4:28 | |
| Pride | Louis Katz | 2:09 | |
| The Mayan Prophecies, 2012, And You! | Kurt Metzger | 1:34 | |
| Your Girlfriend's Dad | Dana Gould | 3:37 | |
| I Have Hobbies | Hannibal Buress | 1:31 | |
| The Shitter or the Quitter | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:30 | |
| Detroit Rock City | Kyle Kinane | 5:24 | |
| Kids Party/Cursive Handwriting | Louis Katz | 1:16 | |
| Chapter 31 - The Crooked Heart of Mercy | Billie Livingston, Amy Rubinate, Todd Glass | 3:09 | |
| Chapter 123 - The Crooked Heart of Mercy | Billie Livingston, Amy Rubinate, Todd Glass | 3:02 | |
| Chapter 171 - The Guardian - A New Experience Beyond Terror | Jeffrey Konvitz, Todd Glass | 3:04 | |
| Pick-Up Lines & Ice Cream | Dana Gould | 2:11 | |
