| Pitcher Picture | Chad Daniels | 1:22 | ||
| Uncle Tony | Artie Lange | 1:49 | ||
| Outer Axle Seal | Kyle Kinane | 5:05 | ||
| Good to Have a Girlfriend | Patrice O'Neal | 2:58 | ||
| Locals Only Intro | Andrew Santino | 1:38 | ||
| Not Brave at All | Bryan Callen | 4:31 | ||
| Dodging Dong | Mark Normand | 3:02 | ||
| Driving Home | Pete Davidson | 1:37 | ||
| Joke's on You | Morgan Murphy | 1:00 | ||
| Friendly Tollbooth | Christian Finnegan | 3:23 | ||
| Open/Intro | Dan Soder | 0:57 | ||
| Sesame Street | Paul F. Tompkins | 1:53 | ||
| Logistician | Kyle Kinane | 2:12 | ||
| 3d Movies | Casey Corbin | 1:57 | ||
| Liberace Museum High | Jay Mohr | 2:21 | ||
| Stepping on Legos | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:43 | ||
| Condom in a Swimming Pool | Robert Schimmel | 4:00 | ||
| The Elderly | Christian Finnegan | 2:46 | ||
| And Yes I Should Write More. It's Hard. (Bonus Track) | Nate Bargatze | 3:46 | ||
| Caulk | Ben Bailey | 4:17 | ||
| Gun Guy | Steve Rannazzisi | 8:58 | ||
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| 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft | Shane Mauss | 3:35 | ||
| Legal Pot Talk | Tommy Campbell | 1:37 | ||
| Upper Strut Bushing | Kyle Kinane | 4:15 | ||
| I'm Talkin' to You, Son | Bob Saget | 3:16 | ||
| White Precious | Kurt Metzger | 5:52 | ||
| Highs and Lose | Myq Kaplan | 3:03 | ||
| Pukers | Doug Stanhope | 2:05 | ||
| Tsunami Evacuation Route | Dry Bar Comedy | 3:33 | ||
| Around the House | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:10 | ||
| Vasectomy | Chad Daniels | 1:44 | ||
| Kids Party/Cursive Handwriting | Louis Katz | 1:16 | ||
| The War on Walmart | Steve Hofstetter | 4:01 | ||
| Architectural Jokes | Todd Glass | 4:46 | ||
| Fetishes | Dan Soder | 1:34 | ||
| Denturist | Casey Corbin | 3:14 | ||
| Exquisite Anger | Adam Ferrara | 2:06 | ||
| The Vow | Pete Davidson | 3:01 | ||
| Buffets and Librarians | Mike DeStefano | 1:46 | ||
| The Green One! | Jen Kirkman | 3:48 | ||
| Moved Home | Chad Daniels | 8:14 | ||
| What's Your Label? | Doug Stanhope | 1:44 | ||
| Weird Suburbs | Tommy Campbell | 1:55 | ||
| You're Hungry Now. | Nate Bargatze | 2:31 | ||
| Turtleman | Al Madrigal | 2:17 | ||
| Defender | Kyle Kinane | 2:35 | ||
| Press Conference | Chad Daniels | 2:40 | ||
| Hey Isis, Get off of My Lawn | Doug Stanhope | 2:05 | ||
| Day Job | Michael Ian Black | 2:47 | ||
