| Intro | Chris Hardwick | 1:45 | ||
| Golden Corral | Al Madrigal | 3:36 | ||
| The Gifted Child | Patton Oswalt | 1:42 | ||
| Haunted House | Kumail Nanjiani | 8:05 | ||
| Vasectomy | Chad Daniels | 1:44 | ||
| Earthquakes | Jo Koy | 3:01 | ||
| Gas Station Recipes | Maria Bamford | 1:09 | ||
| Do You Want a Sandwich or Anything? | Norm MacDonald | 1:33 | ||
| Cursing Is Bad / Rudely Interrupted | Tom Segura | 2:38 | ||
| Parents and Pills | Patton Oswalt | 3:22 | ||
| Love, Marriage, And Lying | Dana Gould | 3:15 | ||
| Sodium Erythortbate | Kyle Kinane | 2:51 | ||
| I Feel Terrific | Gary Gulman | 2:00 | ||
| Cyan | Kumail Nanjiani | 2:05 | ||
| If I Lost Something | Jo Koy | 2:22 | ||
| Jack & Irma's Magic Phones | Mike Birbiglia | 2:26 | ||
| Small Talk | Tom Segura | 3:54 | ||
| Walrus | Gary Gulman | 2:14 | ||
| Half Time | Norm MacDonald | 4:17 | ||
| Married and Sex | Bert Kreischer | 3:01 | ||
| Afflictions | Ryan Stout | 3:31 | ||
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| Asses and Advice | Rachel Feinstein | 3:07 | ||
| Ten | Daniel Tosh | 4:17 | ||
| Sexting | Morgan Murphy | 2:56 | ||
| Female Heist Movie | John Mulaney | 0:58 | ||
| Severed Heads over Hollywood | Dana Gould | 2:23 | ||
| The Stripper | Patton Oswalt | 1:57 | ||
| Abbie | Mike Birbiglia | 4:13 | ||
| My Mom Never Hit Us | Jo Koy | 0:58 | ||
| Carnival Head | Doug Stanhope | 2:45 | ||
| Please Kill Me | Daniel Tosh | 4:18 | ||
| Billboards and Bumper Stickers | Michael Ian Black | 5:49 | ||
| Everybody's Scared | Tom Papa | 1:51 | ||
| Afv vs. Afhv | Bob Saget | 1:28 | ||
| Faux Fur, Diamonds & Jizz | Natasha Leggero | 2:36 | ||
| Florida | Patton Oswalt | 5:57 | ||
| Cinematic Love | Big Jay Oakerson | 1:34 | ||
| Eating Crayons | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:27 | ||
| Wedding Story | Mike Birbiglia | 6:22 | ||
| Reality "Stars" | Natasha Leggero | 4:27 | ||
| Turbulence | Dry Bar Comedy | 1:24 | ||
| Having a Kid Is a Crazy Gamble | Aziz Ansari | 1:49 | ||
| Vegas Ladies | Kathleen Madigan | 2:01 | ||
| The Shitter or the Quitter | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:30 | ||
| Sam Is Trying to Be Better | Sam Morril | 3:20 | ||
| Necrophilia, Pedophilia, And Bestiality | Myq Kaplan | 2:34 | ||
| No Moleste | Tig Notaro | 2:49 | ||
| Are You Lonely? | Al Madrigal | 8:10 | ||
| Open | Jo Koy | 3:13 | ||
